all I want in life is $10,000,000 and to leave people happier than I find them
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something literally insignificant and slightly inconvenient: *happens*
me: ah, a sign from the universe that everything i do is wrong
(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it
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Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
LMAOOOOOOOO
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS GOLD!!!
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